Wednesday, February 15, 2006
More Urinetown silliness
You are familiar with the transitive property? Good.
Provo = P town
P town = Pee town
Pee town = Urinetown
Anyway, this is from the splash n' dash (a biathlon on BYU campus)
Quote:
"Women must wear a modest one piece swim suit and men must wear modest trunks or speedos."
Did everyone catch that? Here is is again: "modest speedos". What the crap?
What a strange place.
"Modest Speedo"
Provo = P town
P town = Pee town
Pee town = Urinetown
Anyway, this is from the splash n' dash (a biathlon on BYU campus)
Quote:
"Women must wear a modest one piece swim suit and men must wear modest trunks or speedos."
Did everyone catch that? Here is is again: "modest speedos". What the crap?
What a strange place.
"Modest Speedo"
6 Comments:
Modest Speedo. Not possible. I was a competitive swimmer for seven years. 'Nuff said.
it is possible! look st the photo!
Modest speedo?!? Talk about an oxymoron. Like saying a tenor w/o an ego or a trumpet player w/o an attitude. :p Or a soprano that can sing harmony.
I'm telling you guys, I found one! I know its kinda blurry, and only from the shoulders up. But just like chupacabras, we have irrefuteable photographic evidence that it exists. That's what you have to wear for the Urinetown splash n dash. Of course I would probably have worn that anyway if I was going swimming in place called Urinetown.
Laverna: Hey now. :D
Spencer
hey t.r., I believe you...
I mean, I've seen that footage of bigfoot and I'm a believer. No, seriously... seeing is believing. And I believe. That is, I believe as far as I can see. And that's pretty far... with my glasses on. But, I've stopped wearing my glasses so much... they bug me... not because their glasses but because there is a scratch and I can see it when I look a certain way, and I don't want to go in a get new ones because, well, I think they might make me get a new (worse) prescription... and I don't want to know if my eyes are worse.
it's my birthday today.
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