Monday, March 27, 2006
Rest in peace, Soup Bag.
Due to continued public outcry (not to mention my mom telling me to), our dear friend Soup Bag has gone to a large, roughly cylindrical, heavy black plastic grave.
Memorial services will be held at probably about 10:00 Tuesday morning, when Soup Bag will be dumped into a large metal hearse and taken to its chosen burial site at The Landfill cemetary, there to await the great and final day of the Lord.
Ave atque vale, Soup Bag. Your pleasant orange color and vaguely spicy scent we will forever retain in memory. You will be sorely missed.
Memorial services will be held at probably about 10:00 Tuesday morning, when Soup Bag will be dumped into a large metal hearse and taken to its chosen burial site at The Landfill cemetary, there to await the great and final day of the Lord.
Ave atque vale, Soup Bag. Your pleasant orange color and vaguely spicy scent we will forever retain in memory. You will be sorely missed.
4 Comments:
You're clearly working through some things, Spencer.
It was going to mold. It's better this way.
Sniff, sniff. Amen.
He's with chef boyardee now, do not mourn for him little one. There will be other soup bags, perhaps not as pugnant or original, but others.
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