Thursday, April 13, 2006
If someone over the age of 65 wants to drive a motor vehicle they need to go to a basic driver training course where they will be brainwashed.
A la Jedi.
You cannot drive. You have an inability to look both ways before entering an intersection. You cannot drive.
You cannot drive. You insist on driving a car that was recalled in 1972. You cannot drive
You cannot drive. You are too freakin' old to be safe on the road. You cannot drive.
A la Jedi.
You cannot drive. You have an inability to look both ways before entering an intersection. You cannot drive.
You cannot drive. You insist on driving a car that was recalled in 1972. You cannot drive
You cannot drive. You are too freakin' old to be safe on the road. You cannot drive.
6 Comments:
If you are losing your mind as you get older you would think a good ol' fashion brain washing would do you some good. You'd get it cleaned, startched, and probably smelling April fresh. With such motivation you'd think all old people would be standing around the block, canes, walkers, and respirators in que waiting to have their brains washed.
when will we stop skirting around the only solution to this problem? I am speaking, of course, about trained chimpanzee chauffers.
65? I dunno. I've met some pretty sharp 65 year olds. Sounds kinda ageist to me.
There's a guy in my ward that is >65 and I swear he drives better than I do.
(of course, that's not particularly hard...)
Fine guys.
Incompetent drivers over the age of 65.
TR, would the chimpanzees wear the hat?
I work with a 90 year old lady who is sharp as a tack mentally, and gets around pretty well for her age, physically as well. I value her and her impressive longevity.
But thankfully she hasn't driven for many years.
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