Friday, February 01, 2008

Fiery Indignation at Frozen Precipitation


ArgggH. I am so tired of the snow. I have traditionally welcomed it with childlike wonder, occasionally running around with my tongue out in front of complete strangers to catch a feathery crystal. However, due to my shoes being constantly wet, the roads being perpetually slippery, and the Campus shuttles being even more heinously tardy, I have decided I am fond of snow s'no more. Ha ha. But this is no laughing matter. So I propose the following. I am going to rent a helicopter, fly several thousand feet in to the atmosphere, and punch these snowclouds in the FACE!!! But wouldn't that just release more snow, you might ask? Perhaps, but at least the clouds would know the consequences of their actions. They would incur the wrath of my precipitation indignation.

Note: Were I to have the time or money for skiing/snowboarding, I might reconsider, but til then, this ain't over.

posted by badgermiddlemas at 1:08 PM



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I want to build a snow man.

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