Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Before you get edified.
GET DOWN!!
How is one to focus on conference after a night of dancing? It can't be done. Besides, I'm fasting that day.
GET DOWN!!
How is one to focus on conference after a night of dancing? It can't be done. Besides, I'm fasting that day.
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I thought one of Utah's greatest traditions was the Emergency Essentials commercials right after conference, but I guess this kick-it old-school fest is one of Utah's greatest traditions, per ad.
Find your soul-mate. Which is fiction, for those of you keeping track at home.
a night of bad dancing filled with barely-restrained burning eroticism and sweaty uncomfortable conversation shouted over the constant BOOM tst BOOM tst BOOM tst BOOM tst
before you get edified, get objectified!
Doesn't that already happen in some single's wards? Simultaneously, too.
"Barely-restrained burning eroticism" he says. He makes me laugh.
Kip didn't find his soul mate at a dance. He found Lafawnda online.
Freaking idiots!
I think "sweaty uncomfortable conversation shouted over the constant BOOM tst" was my favorite. I hate dances and I'm always disappointed with myself when I acquiesce and attend. And spend an hour making fun of myself and others. Hot. Unaudible. Jivish, in the worst white way.
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And about that whole $10 thing...maybe we should take a cue from Blake and snatch the note back from the scantily clad girl or the dime-a-dozen guy at the hand stamping table.
Or stamp your own hand.
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