Saturday, April 15, 2006
Contemplations at the work place
So I'm at my desk when the most amazing mullet-headed person walks in the door. I greet him...er uh...her....uh this person with a standard hello but I can hardly keep from staring. Is this the moment when I should have said "Excuse me undecernable sex person, 1983 called and wants it's hairstyle back" ?
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"Yeah, well the jerk store called, and their running out of you!"
"Why would they need me? You're their best seller."
The mullet is always in fashion. The mullet is international. The mullet transcends space and time. You are the mullet. The mullet is you.
Ya, it was just one of those things I WANTED to say but NEVER would. I am the mullet, I am the mullet, I am the mullet...
What the? Huh?
Have you ever seen the advertisement that Bladeworks (the one right by the bus stop at the corner of University St. and 200 S.) puts out every so often? They remove mullets for free. :D
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