Monday, September 18, 2006
Dilemma
Okay, so my grandma has given me $60 to go buy something for myself so she can give it to me at our family birthday party this Sunday. I have no idea what to get. Normally I'd get some clothes or something, but I really don't need that (or anything else) right now. And the only things I want are expensive, like a new horn or a car. What should I get?
Pity I can't buy a boyfriend. :D Though I do have a date this Saturday -- I'm excited.
Pity I can't buy a boyfriend. :D Though I do have a date this Saturday -- I'm excited.
13 Comments:
Rather than something you need---get something you want.
You know what I'm going to tell you. But do what you want. Just think like Mary Kay wants you to, which is as follows:
a small investment in personal beauty products + a couple of weeks to adjust to new hotness = new boyfriend who sees the inner beauty and the outer goshliness
shortened equation:
$ + :) = 2
Or buy some ice cream cake. Very delicious!
Bring granny something you already own that looks new, save the $60 for taking your new boyfriend to Stuart Anderson's Black Angus and Laser Floyd.
It just so happens that $60 is the service fee I charge for acting lessons/dating consultation. I'll even cut it down a few bucks if you bring some meat to make a stew.
badger: did you know that at burger king, you can fill your drink as many times as you want for free?
Now that's gettin' a stew on, if you know what I mean!
Badger, this is why we can't have nice things. (2021 walks away in shame, contemplating a name change for the 2021st time)
Wow. You guys are all amazing.
Michelle: what's this about a new boyfriend?!? It's only a date (and a first one at that)!
The other Middlemas: I have to say, it was worth waiting to read your post. Had I not been in a library, I would have laughed out loud. So stew, huh? How much of a discount would I get if I just made it all as opposed to just bringing meat?
I'll tell you what, Laverna, if that is your real name... if you bring a pot of fresh beefy stew to choir this Thurs, I will give you a free acting lesson and 15 mins. of free dating consultation. You just can't put a price on a good beefy stew. Can I get an amen?
And as for that free drink at Burger King, when you are as famous of an acting teacher/dating consultant as I am, you get a free refill when and wherever you dern well please. Speaking of, how the heck are you T.R.? I haven't talked to you since I have been home (29 days and counting.) How is your sister doing? Grrr, she never me wrote me although I emailed her every week. It's okay though, when you are as famous of an acting teacher/dating consultant/full time missionary as I am, you just don't have time to read all of your fan mail.
Didn't see you there on Thursday badger-boy. Now you'll never know if I brought any beefy stew or not.
Which I will eternally regret...
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