Saturday, December 02, 2006
My Love/Ate relationship with Timmy the Lobster
So I was visiting some friends of a friend, when the sister of one of the friends of said friend gave me the nicest thing anyone can ever give. A customized Redlobster nametag with a novelty label. I am in. I am official. I am the lobster King!
Little Did I know that this would attract the attention of a nearby rogue lobster! It was frightening, but thanks to my recently acquired "lobster" reflexes, I was able to handle the situation quite nicely, with butter and lemon.
But this was one feisty lobster. He wasn't done with the fight just yet!
After a few more hours of epic battle, we decided to hug it out, and combine our forces . Timmy is now my Secretary of Pinching and partner in crime! Arrgh, we're pirates!
The End?
Little Did I know that this would attract the attention of a nearby rogue lobster! It was frightening, but thanks to my recently acquired "lobster" reflexes, I was able to handle the situation quite nicely, with butter and lemon.
But this was one feisty lobster. He wasn't done with the fight just yet!
After a few more hours of epic battle, we decided to hug it out, and combine our forces . Timmy is now my Secretary of Pinching and partner in crime! Arrgh, we're pirates!
The End?
4 Comments:
*speechless*
Uh...
*gulps*
Wowie. I guess you warned me but nothing could have prepared me for the majesty of THE LOBSTER KING.
I'm gald you hugged it out.
That's quite the epic. What with this one and Spencer's of painting his bike, I think we have the good beginnings of what could become the next great compilation of epic stories.
My secretary of pinching just resigned.
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