Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Ladies and Gentlemen
The Carpenters
Sing.
Sing a song.
Sing out loud.
Sing out strong.
Sing of good things not bad.
Sing of happy not sad.
Sing.
Sing a song.
Make it simple
To last your whole life long.
Don't worry if it's not good enough
For anyone else to hear.
Just sing.
Sing a song.
Sing.
Sing a song.
Sing out loud.
Sing out strong.
Sing of good things not bad.
Sing of happy not sad.
Sing.
Sing a song.
Make it simple
To last your whole life long.
Don't worry if it's not good enough
For anyone else to hear.
Just sing.
Sing a song.
Three things...
From the temples of Greece to the iPod of ... Macintosh ... landia, math has been that annoying balancing force that everybody realizes must be reckoned with, but with great reluctance has forced into the folds and crevices of our mind. As the great ebb and flow of karma seeks to settle and balance our ethereal realm, much as the rising and twisting of our atmosphere, turbulence exists. We must build upon principles of eternal stability so that we're not wavering upon the winds of balance. I present the three following:
1) First and foremost, that which has been a basis of my posts:
2) Secondly, spencer was correct:
3) lastly, as one who watches their first chess game might consider movements chaotic, we must begin to recognize patterns (props to anyone who gets this MadGab):
1) First and foremost, that which has been a basis of my posts:
2) Secondly, spencer was correct:
3) lastly, as one who watches their first chess game might consider movements chaotic, we must begin to recognize patterns (props to anyone who gets this MadGab):
Well, I was going to have a salad, but the salad is all not very crispy. :(
I think I may just eat the salad all the same.
I think I may just eat the salad all the same.
Unspecified Havoc would be a good name for a rock band.
It's 1:00 in the morning, I'm doing CS homework, of *course* I'm a little loopy. What do you friggin' *expect*?
Spencer
It's 1:00 in the morning, I'm doing CS homework, of *course* I'm a little loopy. What do you friggin' *expect*?
Spencer
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Clear Body Clear Mind.
The Scientologists left some literature on my doorstep while I was at church today.
While I was in Afghanistan (Go Army) I had the chance to study and learn about a half a dozen religions. I love learning about different faiths because each religion has truth. There are also good people of other religions despite what my mom and my grandpa taught me.
In January, I read a bit about them on the internet and even went to their meetinghouse in Sugarhouse. I met with some great people and asked them a few questions. The things I was reading on the internet is what they were telling me.
In short, I was hoping to hear something more like a testimony or a firm conviction of faith.
Meh. Maybe I need to talk to a Scientologist minister.
While I was in Afghanistan (Go Army) I had the chance to study and learn about a half a dozen religions. I love learning about different faiths because each religion has truth. There are also good people of other religions despite what my mom and my grandpa taught me.
In January, I read a bit about them on the internet and even went to their meetinghouse in Sugarhouse. I met with some great people and asked them a few questions. The things I was reading on the internet is what they were telling me.
In short, I was hoping to hear something more like a testimony or a firm conviction of faith.
Meh. Maybe I need to talk to a Scientologist minister.
Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.
1, 2, 3, 4.
Circles.
She's spinning me around in circles again.
Oh that skinny blonde girl.
Something about the ages.
I failed College Algebra again.
Oh, that skinny blonde girl.
She took me to different places.
Like the University Bookstore.
And the Financial Aid Office.
I had to borrow her parking pass.
Working on the night staff
At the computer lab.
I totally found out her screen name.
Oh that skinny blonde girl.
And the circles and the ages and the ages.
Circles.
She's spinning me around in circles again.
Oh that skinny blonde girl.
Something about the ages.
I failed College Algebra again.
Oh, that skinny blonde girl.
She took me to different places.
Like the University Bookstore.
And the Financial Aid Office.
I had to borrow her parking pass.
Working on the night staff
At the computer lab.
I totally found out her screen name.
Oh that skinny blonde girl.
And the circles and the ages and the ages.
Yay for us!
I think the dessert show went really well. I'm glad it's over, but I had fun doing it.
I think the dessert show went really well. I'm glad it's over, but I had fun doing it.
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Morning is early.
Friday, February 24, 2006
Anticipation.
Excitment.
Possibilities.
Excitment.
Possibilities.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Today is not a good day.
See, two hours ago, I got back from babysitting four kids for about 5 hours. Now, that wouldn't be so bad in and of itself, as the babysitting went pretty well, but:
a) I have a test tomorrow and
b) some homework due Friday, and furthermore
c) I woke up at 4:30 this morning to take my parents out to the airport, so of necessity missed out on like an hour of sleep. However, the need to actually study for tomorrow's test leads to problem
d) I will not be getting enough sleep tonight.
So, to sum, I'm pretty much not a happy camper right now, and my brother owes me BIG-TIME for watching his kids.
a) I have a test tomorrow and
b) some homework due Friday, and furthermore
c) I woke up at 4:30 this morning to take my parents out to the airport, so of necessity missed out on like an hour of sleep. However, the need to actually study for tomorrow's test leads to problem
d) I will not be getting enough sleep tonight.
So, to sum, I'm pretty much not a happy camper right now, and my brother owes me BIG-TIME for watching his kids.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Ow! Cuss, cuss and blast!
I'm cheerfully sitting on this chair in the computer lab when all of a sudden, something pokey starts poking my ... nether regions. (Think in the immediate area of Exit #2.) I jump up with a hiss and a wince and find a freaking THUMBTACK sitting on the chair.
What kind of brain-dead vegetable leaves a SHARP, POINTY THUMBTACK on a CHAIR where someone is going to SIT? This sort of thing is stupidity at a level up with which I will not put.
Spencer
What kind of brain-dead vegetable leaves a SHARP, POINTY THUMBTACK on a CHAIR where someone is going to SIT? This sort of thing is stupidity at a level up with which I will not put.
Spencer
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Monday, February 20, 2006
Three things...
1. Yeay for presidents!
2. Cutie's not dead, why would she need a cab?
3. Flying Tomatoe - 'nuff said.
2. Cutie's not dead, why would she need a cab?
3. Flying Tomatoe - 'nuff said.
Sunday, February 19, 2006
A day away from all our cares.
President
President
Happy President's Day.
President
Happy President's Day.
Friday, February 17, 2006
I couldn't help it
We've overlooked the obvious.
When you're riding a time machine far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window or it'll turn into a fossil.
Probably the first flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the long end of a stick.
Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think like dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong. It's Hambone.
It's true that every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mousetrap snap, an angel gets set on fire.
Insted of studying for finals, what about going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten, hot lava, forget 'em, cause man, they're gone.
Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.
Probably the first flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the long end of a stick.
Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think like dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong. It's Hambone.
It's true that every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mousetrap snap, an angel gets set on fire.
Insted of studying for finals, what about going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten, hot lava, forget 'em, cause man, they're gone.
Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Modest Speedo
I found this searching "mens swimsuit" in google images. It's modest enough for the Urinetown Splash-n-Dash.
Two problems: it's not a Speedo and it's from Texas. The search continues.
Two problems: it's not a Speedo and it's from Texas. The search continues.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
More Urinetown silliness
You are familiar with the transitive property? Good.
Provo = P town
P town = Pee town
Pee town = Urinetown
Anyway, this is from the splash n' dash (a biathlon on BYU campus)
Quote:
"Women must wear a modest one piece swim suit and men must wear modest trunks or speedos."
Did everyone catch that? Here is is again: "modest speedos". What the crap?
What a strange place.
"Modest Speedo"
Provo = P town
P town = Pee town
Pee town = Urinetown
Anyway, this is from the splash n' dash (a biathlon on BYU campus)
Quote:
"Women must wear a modest one piece swim suit and men must wear modest trunks or speedos."
Did everyone catch that? Here is is again: "modest speedos". What the crap?
What a strange place.
"Modest Speedo"
100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
Monday, February 13, 2006
What's a diorama?
Happy Valentine's!
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Politics, War and Ignorance
Don't argue with a political science major who happens to be a soldier in the United States Army with out researching your points.
Saturday, February 11, 2006
Glowing Heart.
Argh!
So my doctor's mission physical thing is hung up in limbo, because apparently when he moved practices, he didn't get all my immunization records. His old practice *says* that they're open at 9:00 on Saturdays, but apparently that's a dirty, dirty lie, because I've called them like three times already this morning AFTER 9:00, and gotten just the answering machine.
Sunday is the first day I can put them in, and I'd really like it to be Sunday, but it's not looking like that's going to happen. There's a chance I'll need to get more shots. I don't care, I just want to get my #$*&ing papers in!
I just called them AGAIN, and am STILL getting the "Our office is now closed" message. Grah!
Sunday is the first day I can put them in, and I'd really like it to be Sunday, but it's not looking like that's going to happen. There's a chance I'll need to get more shots. I don't care, I just want to get my #$*&ing papers in!
I just called them AGAIN, and am STILL getting the "Our office is now closed" message. Grah!
Thursday, February 09, 2006
I would say "only at byu" if it wasn't so cliche
I just felt like I had to get up here and publicly thank my...
whoever gave the shout-out on this blog to
obscenities such as "poo-poo" and "poo" .
just another reason to open the daily universe every once in a blue moon.
by the way... cosmo still drives me nuts, even if he did "make time in his [precious*] schedule" to help us out.
*sarcasm added by author
whoever gave the shout-out on this blog to
obscenities such as "poo-poo" and "poo" .
just another reason to open the daily universe every once in a blue moon.
by the way... cosmo still drives me nuts, even if he did "make time in his [precious*] schedule" to help us out.
*sarcasm added by author
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Please Do Mess with Texas.
This is funny. Funny Texas
Three things...
1) The reasons I always carry a digital camera with me are as follows: lobster belt buckle found at the Institute.
2) "It's all part of the process of exploration and discovery. It's all part of taking a chance and expanding man's horizons. The future doesn't belong to the fainthearted; it belongs to the brave." - Pres. Ronald Reagan, 28 Jan 1986.
3) Breakdancing banana? What were you thinking?
2) "It's all part of the process of exploration and discovery. It's all part of taking a chance and expanding man's horizons. The future doesn't belong to the fainthearted; it belongs to the brave." - Pres. Ronald Reagan, 28 Jan 1986.
3) Breakdancing banana? What were you thinking?
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Vampires
I tried to give blood today. I did, really, I tried really hard. But when I almost passed out just from the hematocrit, I figured it wasn't a good idea.
I think I may be coming down with something and I just haven't noticed yet.
I think I may be coming down with something and I just haven't noticed yet.
Monday, February 06, 2006
Party ruins
I have leftover bean dip.
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Sunday, February 05, 2006
Friday, February 03, 2006
I know at lunch I said I was getting sick of the lobsters
but I had to share these few with you.
I saw him and went, "Aw."
At least you'd always know which phone was yours.
These guys were listening to Crimson and Clover.
I saw him and went, "Aw."
At least you'd always know which phone was yours.
These guys were listening to Crimson and Clover.
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Stolen Ideas
George Lucas had his own ideas. He stole this from The Simpsons.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Friendly Wagers...
Anyone want to "guess" where Spencer will be called to? Siam? Persia? Gaul? Prussia? Man, it could be anywhere! (Except Ur, I guess...)
I got ten bucks that says Arizona.
And 30 rubles on Vladivostok.
Do I hear an onti on Ammonihah?
Three things...
1) You didn't bring your friend to Institute - now I get to eat him!
2) I think I might start a new frat - the GammaGammaGamma brotherhood. Stands for "Gimmegimmegimme"; it'll be a capitalist frat. And instead of pledges, we'll have 'gammits', as in "GET OVER HERE, GAMMIT!". Greek Row has new neighbors... I'd write up a charter, but it seems I lack a certain pen...from Harvard.
3) A C-scale harmonica is a BeverageJam instrument, and will thusly be used. Now to find which beverage-holding vessel I will be using.
2) I think I might start a new frat - the GammaGammaGamma brotherhood. Stands for "Gimmegimmegimme"; it'll be a capitalist frat. And instead of pledges, we'll have 'gammits', as in "GET OVER HERE, GAMMIT!". Greek Row has new neighbors... I'd write up a charter, but it seems I lack a certain pen...from Harvard.3) A C-scale harmonica is a BeverageJam instrument, and will thusly be used. Now to find which beverage-holding vessel I will be using.
Beverage Jam
Thursday
2 Feb. (that's groundhog day, poindexter)
8:49 pm
Sorry if you can't make it. Beverage Jam will probably be a Friday next time, so have hope. This is when fate decided to put Beverage Jam. Good night.
2 Feb. (that's groundhog day, poindexter)
8:49 pm
Sorry if you can't make it. Beverage Jam will probably be a Friday next time, so have hope. This is when fate decided to put Beverage Jam. Good night.
